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Graphing Our Economic Recovery
Will we see
a quick victory
V,
a slow, true
U,
a deja vu
W,
or will we
go to
L?
Handcuffed
Gauche, sinister,
Out in left field,
Left-over, unorthodox--
How's a southpaw
To find self-esteem
When Mr. Starboard,
Dextrous, adroit,
Full of the right stuff,
Right-minded,
Right-thinking,
Righteous
Right-hand man,
Mr. Bill O'Rights,
Not merely Reverend
But Right Reverend,
Is always oh so ortho?
Goodbye, Pigasus
Soft soap,
Liq deterg,
Boraxo.
Scour,
Scrub,
Rinse,
Re-do.
Out-do
Lady Macbeth.
Depurate,
Elutriate,
Lixiviate,
Till H1N1
Is undone.
Holy Haiku, Batman!
Prepping for another
probing colonoscopy--
what a bunch of crap!
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