Dialogue 1
Buffet Brunch Date: Lorraine T. and Benedict V. Fill Their Plates
Quiche, Lorraine?
Absolument.  Eggs, Benedict?
By all means.  Coffee, T.?
No--tea, V.
Earl Gray?
Yes, he is.  But let's talk about us.
Sugar?
Yes, Honey?
No--sweetener.
Yes, Sweetness.
Spoon?
Maybe later, when we're alone.
You know, you're hot, Cakes.
(Surreptitiously pulls a ring from his pocket)
Thanks, Muffin.
More spread on your roll?
Butter not.  Why are you kneeling?
Dropped something.
Ham!  (Sticks out her tongue)
Why the raspberry, my Peach?  Sour grapes?
Thought you were about to propose.
Uh-oh.  Now I'm in a jam.  OK, will you bloody marry me?
Yes, yes, yes!  Oh, could I be any rasher?
You're sure?  You won't waffle?
No, I've got grits.
Honey, do you want a church wedding?
Yes.  We can't elope.
French toast?
Mais oui. Salut!

Latest comments

29.03 | 17:31

Hi Bruce,
I smiled a lot as I looked! Sometimes I didn't quite understand, other times I did! Keep doing this! You are a fun thinker!

05.07 | 23:04

hi! your blog is really fantastic! you are really lucky to have it. I have one but i did not have a single like apart from me

11.10 | 23:42

No longer pray for an outcome. Just do the footwork, if I can see any. I just pray for the grace to willing accept what the outcome will be.

30.06 | 02:37

yo that is so cool