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And it came to pass, one day in the latter part of the twentieth century, that Emma Smith married Jacob Jones, kept her maiden name, and became Emma Smith-Jones.
And Emma and Jacob begat Isabella Smith-Jones.
And it also came to pass that Emily Jones married Michael Smith, kept her maiden name, and became Emily Jones-Smith.
And Emily and Michael begat Ethan Jones-Smith.
And Isabella Smith-Jones married Ethan Jones-Smith, kept her maiden name, and became Isabella Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith.
And Isabella and Ethan begat Madison Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith who married one Joshua Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones, kept her maiden name, and became Madison Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith.
And Madison and Joshua begat Ava Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones, who married one Daniel Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones, kept her married name, and became Madison Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones.
And Madison and Daniel begat Olivia Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones, who married one Alexander Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones, kept her maiden name, and became Olivia Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones.
And Olivia and Alexander begat Sophia Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith, who married one William Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones, kept her maiden name, and became Sophia Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-SmithJones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones-Jones-Smith-Smith-Jones.
And Sophia and William begat Christopher, who became a rock star and one day said, to a crowd of his screaming fans, "Enough already! I'm not signing any more autographs. You want an autograph, go see Sting!"
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