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A subject and a verb walks into a bar but sits at separate tables because they are not in agreement.
An imperative verb walks into a bar and says "Beer me!"
An appositive walks into a bar and orders a beer, Budweiser.
A pronoun walks into a bar and takes the place of a noun who is just leaving.
A possessive pronoun walks into a bar and insists upon occupying its regular seat.
A reflexive pronoun walks into a bar, orders a beer, and begins referring to itself.
An independent clause walks into a bar and uses a subject and a verb to express a complete thought to the bartender.
A period walks into a bar and comes to a full stop in front of the bartender.
An ellipsis walks into a bar, asks for a list of coffee drinks, and indicates that something is missing.
A comma walks into a bar and orders, serially, a scotch-rocks, a plate of wings, and a beer chaser.
A colon walks into a bar and orders the following: a vodka tonic, an appletini, and a ginger ale.
A question mark walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Now don't get all huffy if I ask about something personal because the interrogative is my prerogative."
A parenthesis walks into a bar and (having some incidental information to disclose to the bartender) whispers to him.
An apostrophe walks into a bar, notices a pregnant woman starting labor, and says to the bartender, "I'll help the lady with her contractions and also take care of her possessions."
A hyphen walks into a bar, recognizes an old friend, and says, "For me, this is a long-anticipated connection with you."
A homonym walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "You're going to remember your conversation with me in days of yore."
A capital letter walks into a bar and says, "It's awfully quiet in here. I'm going to begin a conversation."
A split infinitive walks into a bar and orders a beer to quietly drink.
An ambiguity with an urgent need walks into a bar and promptly goes to the bathroom in the hallway.
A dangling participle walks into a bar wanting a good selection of single-malt scotches.
A misspelled word texts a friend that it's going to walk into a cabernet and order a caberet.
Why does a rhetorical question walk into a bar?
All syllogisms that walk into a bar with proper ID are valid; this syllogism walks into a bar with proper ID; therefore, this syllogism is valid.
A peroration walks into a bar, sits down to think over a drink, and ultimately comes to a conclusion.
An italicized word walks into a bar and orders two drinks because it is stressed.
An appendix walks into a bar and adds something at the end of a discussion between friends.
Ibid walks into a bar and repeats itself.
Et al walks into a bar, orders a beer, and begins drinking with both old friends and others.
Parallel structure walks into a bar, takes a seat, orders a drink, and starts a conversation.
A corpulent irony walks into a bar and orders a stout.
An archetype walks into a bar, orders a full bottle of Madeira, and tells the bartender, "My name is Falstaff."
A thesaurus walks into a bar/gin joint/watering hole and orders a libation/shot/nip.
A glossary walks into a bar--i.e., a place to order and savor alcoholic drinks--and proceeds to add clarifying remarks about what everyone is saying.
Viz. and to wit walk into a bar, namely Moe's, and sit down next to Homer Simpson, that is, the town buffoon.
An anapest couplet walks into a bar, orders a scotch and lights up a cigar.
Juliet Capulet walks into a bar, gets hit on by three different men, and says to herself, "Wherefore art there Alpha Romeos?"
A simile walks into a bar and proceeds to get as drunk as a skunk.
A metaphor walks into a bar and proceeds to get pie-eyed.
Phonics walks into a bar and sounds out the hard words on the menu.
A supporting example walks into a bar and tells the bartender he should stock a good single-malt scotch, such as Glenlivet.
A footnote walks into a bar, informs the bartender that corks in wine bottles are passe, and cites The Wine Spectator, Vol. 50, Number 3, March 1, 2012, p. 48, as a reference.
Synechdoche walks into a bar and orders a drop of bourbon.
Hyperbole walks into a bar, orders a bottle of bourbon, and proceeds to drink everyone under the table.
A preamble walks into a bar and explains the reason for its choice before ordering Glenlivet.
A dictionary walks into a bar and orders a drink definitively.
An anomaly walks into a bar but is not served a drink because it has no ID.
That a noun clause walks into a bar is what this sentence posits.
An adjective clause walks into a bar and orders a porter that has been lightly iced.
Because it has gout, an adverb clause limps into a bar and orders a drink as it fights off the urge to whimper.
A nominative absolute walks into a bar and says, its voice trembling, "I need a drink. I've just seen a ghost, his pallor appalling me."
An alliteration walks into a bar and wryly requests rye.
A pun walks into a bar with a date, orders two scotch-rocks, and says, "You know, baby, I only have ice for you."
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