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Just hit Alt-Control-Delete, Pete.
Text "BCNU," Lou.
Drop her off your speed dial, Lyle.
Set a new default, Walt.
Send this emoticon (:-( ), Lon.
Just say "EOF," Jeff.
Give her a right click, Rick.
Don't hit "Save," Dave.
Empty the Trash, Lash.
Reload your iPod, Claude.
Change user-names, James.
Send her a "ta-ta" fax, Max.
Give her a backspace, Ace.
UnBookmark her, Parker.
Don't hit "Reply," Guy.
Go off line, Ryne.
Dump her in a voice-mail, Dale.
Discard her JPEG, Greg.
Insert a new film chip, Flip.
Upgrade to High Def, Jeff.
Erase her from your TiVo, Beau.
Twitter her goodbye, Si.
Text "Gotta Sk8," Nate.
Rename her file, Kyle.
Edit your website, Dwight.
Ignore her I-M, Clem.
Click on "Cancel," Ansel.
Simply reboot, Newt.
Don't tell her where you're @, Pat.
Excise her with a laser, Frasier.
Move on to a flat screen, Dean.
Install a new video card, Gard.
Run a different program, Cam.
Use less memory, Emory.
Make her an Export, Mort.
Send her a farewell Insert, Bert.
Cut but don't paste, Chase.
Turn off your Web-Cam, Sam.
Wipe her off your hard drive, Clive.
Close up your BlackBerry, Gary.
Install new software, Jer'.
Change fonts, Hans.
Turn off your cell, Mel.
Hide your Toolbar, Dar.
Push the Help key, Lee.
Seek escape through NetFlix, Bix.
Unplug your answering machine, Gene.
Start a new scan, Stan.
"Bye" is what you print, Clint.
Search anew through Yahoo, Drew.
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